July 01, 2015

How Did I Get Home Last Night? My Bizarre, Panicked Life as a Blackout Drinker

When you wake up next to them, they're never as beautiful as they looked last night!
That party was such a blast. Three years later, I can still remember so much about it: How her cozy Park Slope apartment was strung up with Christmas lights. How I planned to stop by for a quick drink, maybe three, before heading to another party across town. How I charmed her chic 20-something colleagues from the online fashion magazine with my big ideas about female comedians and sex. But of all the details I can summon, one I cannot is how I got home that night. Trying to remember the end of that evening now is like watching a movie with a reel of film missing. I’m talking to this girl on the back porch, I’m laughing with this girl on the back porch, and then … the screen goes blank. CUT TO: Me, in my Williamsburg loft at 6 a.m., the white curtains billowing in the breeze.
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5 comments:

  1. I will take an alcoholic who pukes in the potted plants over a flat-earther any day of the week. Cheers bro!

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  2. You made your point in your first Comment TMS. Spammed your last one for just being deliberately insulting and asshole-ish. Just to let you know :)

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  3. TMS - You can take your insults and mock outrage elsewhere m8ty.
    Not interested in your ad-hominins. Ta ta.

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  4. Sounds like zap needs to go to st Cathrine street and get some loving.

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