A very nervous, Dianne Feinstein introduces her new "Pizza oven ban bill"

A summary of key provisions in the updated bill:

• Bans the sale, transfer, importation, or manufacturing of:
• 120 specifically-named pizza ovens;
• Bans large-capacity body feeding devices capable of accepting more than 10 jews at a time. 
• Grandfathering pizza ovens legally possessed on the date of enactment;
• Exempting over 900 specifically-named pizza ovens used for hunting or sporting purposes in Gaza and the West Bank; and
• Exempting antique, manually-operated, and permanently disabled pizza ovens.
• Requires that grandfathered pizza ovens be registered under the "National No Fry a Kike Act", to include:
• Background check of owner and any transferee;
• Type and serial number of the pizza oven;
• Positive identification, including photograph and fingerprint;
• Certification from local law enforcement of identity and that possession would not violate State or local law; and
• Dedicated funding for the kikes to implement registration.

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