March 13, 2014

IRREFUTABLE PROOF that Michelle Obama IS A MAN

16 comments:

  1. When will the -President Obama Is A Woman- videos start showing up on the internet?

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  2. 1st Lady Gaga & now the 1st Lady...
    Secrets are a great way of controlling people & the president is no exception
    So what can be worse then a crack smoking gay black president? Oh ya the God Father aka the puppet master
    Ralph Emmanuel a puppet of zionism & the devil if their ever was one... I sometimes wonder if they created this myth and use it to control the masses
    Ps: I predict its going to be Rand Paul vs Ralph Emanuel in the next election

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  3. There's something to the length of the ring finger... no denying that.

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  4. Not a big fan of the fag in chief, but this video misrepresents the facts. On average, women don't have longer index fingers than ring fingers. But the difference is less than what is found in men.

    The number for the ratio is arrived at by dividing the length of the index finger by the length of the ring finger. On men the average.

    Here is a the results of a study posted on wikipedia:

    "From a study of 136 males and 137 females:

    Males: mean 0.947, standard deviation 0.029.
    Females: mean 0.965, standard deviation 0.026.

    Assuming a normal distribution, the 95% confidence interval for average length is 0.889-1.005 for males and 0.913-1.017 for females."

    --Michelle Obama is not attractive, and she has the body of a horse. But according to this study, it is quite normal for EVERYONE'S ring finger to be longer than their index finger.

    Hillary Clinton is most probably a lesbian, but she and Bill had a child. Obama is probably a fagala, and he and Michelle reproduced twice.

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  5. Further proof:

    http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/michelle_12.jpg

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  6. Geez, Ar Seeus... I just went blind and ralphed all my lunch over that picture! Thanks a lot!

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  7. I see this will become a new SH ear research,,LOL!!

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  8. Body proportion argument stands up I think

    http://design.tutsplus.com/articles/human-anatomy-fundamentals-advanced-body-proportions--vector-19869

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  9. LMFAO @ Christopher Marlowe citing Wikipedia as a credible source of information! :D

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  10. It's a man, baby!

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  11. This is fucking ridiculous. You guys really DO NOT BELIEVE this, DO you?!

    Lindsey

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  12. Where's Autin when we need him. What that thing's packing is either an appliance or the real deal.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s

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  13. Pure ridiculousness. This is moving into 'fakeologist' territory.

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  14. Christopher Marlowe: your conclusions disagree with http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/09/110907-ring-finger-length-science-genes-sex-hormones-men-women/ which provides the following:

    Is your ring finger longer or shorter than your index finger? The reason for the difference is in our hormones, a new study in mice shows for the first time.

    Before birth, the sex hormones estrogen and testosterone control genes that in turn dictate finger length, the study found. Like us, mice naturally have both hormones in their bodies. (Get a genetics overview.)

    As a result, most men have ring fingers that are longer than their index fingers, and the reverse is true in women.

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  15. The FBI uses polygraphs to eliminate suspects. http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/337485161

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  16. http://www.avaruusmies.com/jokes-root/img/10.jpg

    This report has about as much validity as the image here. Sorry, I have a feeling Michelle is a he too but... come on folks, we need more than this.

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