If you're ever driving through the Sunshine State make sure you don't stop on the side of the road to drain your lizard. If anyone sees Willie-the-one-eyed-worm or says they did, guess what, you're a SEX OFFENDER! ...and entitled to all the rights and privileges thereof.
Jared the former Subway guy's case was particularly egregious, with the excuse that they had to covertly follow him for years while he was violating children in order to get the charges to stand up in court.
That's as believable as it being necessary to keep trafficking guns to Mexico implicated in the killing of American citizens in order to have a larger drug cartel bust down the road.
If you're ever driving through the Sunshine State make sure you don't stop on the side of the road to drain your lizard. If anyone sees Willie-the-one-eyed-worm or says they did, guess what, you're a SEX OFFENDER! ...and entitled to all the rights and privileges thereof.
ReplyDeleteJared the former Subway guy's case was particularly egregious, with the excuse that they had to covertly follow him for years while he was violating children in order to get the charges to stand up in court.
ReplyDeleteThat's as believable as it being necessary to keep trafficking guns to Mexico implicated in the killing of American citizens in order to have a larger drug cartel bust down the road.