In one of my favorite episodes, Bob "Moviebob" Chipman gives a side-splitting, vulgar critique of one of the most highly anticipated movies of 2016 - Batman v Superman.
Hey! I live in the San Fernando Valley! And, I've only sold dope to like, four porn stars. Or, five...whatever. I saw some movie I can't remember the name of just 2 days ago that was so bad, it actually pissed me off, too. So, maybe this is a new trend. Instead of going to a lot of trouble creating scenes with suspense, tension, and the release of really good violence for a little adrenaline rush, they just piss you off enough to raise the blood pressure. They know you won't ask for a refund. Might not even consider asking until you get home and really contemplate the fraud. It's a 'bait and switch" move. Months of hype...but, when you show up it ends like the worst blind date you've ever been on...minus the dog and the cane. Great review. Thanx.
"A stream of old tiny white people profanity"? Fuck this guy. He showed his true colors in the first 2 minutes of this blabber-mouth video and there's nothing "funny" about it after that once you realize what kind of prick you're dealing with.
What disgusts me about this guy, given the symptom of that quickly rattled off and “arrogantly knowing” supposed “truism” which is not even close to being true (old white people are too 'uncool' and 'unhip' to be able to even curse well as opposed to your pathetic “hipster” and constantly foul-mouthed self? Says who? Black guys who can't swim to save their lives? Orientals who can't drive? Or Jews who pinch pennies and eat gefilte fish?), is the fact that he has little clue how programmed he is or if he has a clue or two, certainly doesn't care, most probably since he thinks he's "benefiting" from the very oppressive system of psychological manipulation he himself willingly and instinctually contributes to through his “comedy.”
He's judging it off the yardstick of his envy for the accomplishments of Europeans without which, of course, there would be no “movies” or even mass-produced “music” or "books" of any kind for Jews to co-opt and use for their ends at the expense of everyone else and conversely, as if this made his geek self “hip,” off the yardstick of his supposed "love" for previous Jew-manufactured superhero-PsyOp films, all of which suck and are a waste of time not even worth a "Six Million Dollar Jew" 1970s rerun at best and full of toxic, hard-to-detect subconscious programming that builds up at worst.
I've said for 2 years now that "blue pill" comedy is on its way out and "red pill" comedy is the wave of the future, despite the fact that the two bozos who first introduced the "red pill" into mass consciousness, Lana and Lilly Wachowski are a couple of degenerate trannies whose only “red pill” was a fantasy about being, not the decrepit old freaks they look like, but pretty and desirable young womb-men on their periods. lol
That's why you see these shills like Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Tom Segura, Joey Diaz and the rest of the mediocre and mostly unfunny clowns/comedians associated with the Rogan Shillery Corporation trying to co-opt "red pill" or "truther" comedy. That's because as William James noted in his famous quote: "Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing." Therefore, in order to be funny, you have to have both lots of common sense and the ability to dance with words and phrases and the absurd collisions created by the conflicting symbolic narrative structures often deliberately perverted to be based on irrational foundational premises in order to lead them there into only that arena of specifically limited "comedic" dialogue and dialectics, into ultimately only irrational "dances" of far too little or far-too-common a “common sense” exposing more irrationality that cannot possibly be as funny as a rational and unique common sense, the “cutting edge dances" of which expose absurdities in much more discrepancy-revealing and impactful fashion.
The solidly-grounded and fully-red-pilled comedians which are only now beginning to come out of the woodworks in tiny numbers knowing that no Jew-connected comedy club will hire them and their only future is on the internet, benefit from the much WIDER difference between the relatively simple and true common sense "attitude and outlook adjustments" they make as comedians and the convulated mountain of absurdities these simple and therefore “funny” retorts quickly expose as insane frauds with elegant movements of dance, the so-called perfect timing of the "great comedians" which is so mysteriously revered and looked up to by the up-&-coming aspirants. So, this dude, whoever he is, is a sell-out and fully deserves these shitty movies and his obviously half-retarded brain-functioning as a result of the incessant programming of these deliberately crafted self-brainwashing vehicles to have “fun” to while he's stuffing his face full of enough GMO 5 dollar popcorn and 4 dollar sugar-junk-soft-drinks to send his body to the morgue at least 30 years too early.
The saddest part is that though he has plenty of energy flaming up his hairy larded ass to try, he simply can't mask with his motor-mouth the fact that he's making pathetic you tube parodies for a few crumbs off the master's table and considers being an adult-baby asswipe who spends his time watching Jew-programming "mythology" instead of maybe reading any number of hundreds of books, written by real artists and serious thinkers, that advocate glorious mythologies whose allegorical interpretations only benefit man and lead him towards an integrated and healthy ideal worth pursuing, an ideal both heroic and h-ero-tic I might add, for those who confuse the vulgar disvalue of pornography with the genuine values of “heroic” and therefore also automatically “erotically charged” and “alpha” personalities whose dignity is not for sale, and even in nakedness and sexuality is touched by the hand of the artist, the de-signer of spiritual navigation signposting new paths through more detailed maps.
Correction to the last paragraph: The saddest part is that though he has plenty of energy flaming up his hairy larded ass to try, he simply can't mask with his motor-mouth the fact that he's making pathetic you tube parodies for a few crumbs off the master's table and considers being an adult-baby asswipe who spends his time watching Jew-programming "mythology" TIME WELL SPENT, instead of maybe reading any number of hundreds of books, written by real artists and serious thinkers, that advocate glorious mythologies whose allegorical interpretations only benefit man and lead him towards an integrated and healthy ideal worth pursuing, an ideal both heroic and h-ero-t-ic I might add, for those who might confuse the vulgar disvalue of pornography with the genuine values of “heroic” and therefore also automatically “erotically charged” and “alpha” personalities whose dignity is not for sale, and even in nakedness and sensuality is touched and formed by the hand of the artist, the de-signer of spiritual navigation signposting new paths through more detailed maps of "intangible psychic territories."
Hey! I live in the San Fernando Valley! And, I've only sold dope to like, four porn stars. Or, five...whatever.
ReplyDeleteI saw some movie I can't remember the name of just 2 days ago that was so bad, it actually pissed me off, too.
So, maybe this is a new trend. Instead of going to a lot of trouble creating scenes with suspense, tension, and the release of really good violence for a little adrenaline rush, they just piss you off enough to raise the blood pressure. They know you won't ask for a refund. Might not even consider asking until you get home and really contemplate the fraud.
It's a 'bait and switch" move. Months of hype...but, when you show up it ends like the worst blind date you've ever been on...minus the dog and the cane.
Great review. Thanx.
"A stream of old tiny white people profanity"? Fuck this guy. He showed his true colors in the first 2 minutes of this blabber-mouth video and there's nothing "funny" about it after that once you realize what kind of prick you're dealing with.
ReplyDeleteWhat disgusts me about this guy, given the symptom of that quickly rattled off and “arrogantly knowing” supposed “truism” which is not even close to being true (old white people are too 'uncool' and 'unhip' to be able to even curse well as opposed to your pathetic “hipster” and constantly foul-mouthed self? Says who? Black guys who can't swim to save their lives? Orientals who can't drive? Or Jews who pinch pennies and eat gefilte fish?), is the fact that he has little clue how programmed he is or if he has a clue or two, certainly doesn't care, most probably since he thinks he's "benefiting" from the very oppressive system of psychological manipulation he himself willingly and instinctually contributes to through his “comedy.”
He's judging it off the yardstick of his envy for the accomplishments of Europeans without which, of course, there would be no “movies” or even mass-produced “music” or "books" of any kind for Jews to co-opt and use for their ends at the expense of everyone else and conversely, as if this made his geek self “hip,” off the yardstick of his supposed "love" for previous Jew-manufactured superhero-PsyOp films, all of which suck and are a waste of time not even worth a "Six Million Dollar Jew" 1970s rerun at best and full of toxic, hard-to-detect subconscious programming that builds up at worst.
I've said for 2 years now that "blue pill" comedy is on its way out and "red pill" comedy is the wave of the future, despite the fact that the two bozos who first introduced the "red pill" into mass consciousness, Lana and Lilly Wachowski are a couple of degenerate trannies whose only “red pill” was a fantasy about being, not the decrepit old freaks they look like, but pretty and desirable young womb-men on their periods. lol
ReplyDeleteThat's why you see these shills like Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Tom Segura, Joey Diaz and the rest of the mediocre and mostly unfunny clowns/comedians associated with the Rogan Shillery Corporation trying to co-opt "red pill" or "truther" comedy. That's because as William James noted in his famous quote:
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."
Therefore, in order to be funny, you have to have both lots of common sense and the ability to dance with words and phrases and the absurd collisions created by the conflicting symbolic narrative structures often deliberately perverted to be based on irrational foundational premises in order to lead them there into only that arena of specifically limited "comedic" dialogue and dialectics, into ultimately only irrational "dances" of far too little or far-too-common a “common sense” exposing more irrationality that cannot possibly be as funny as a rational and unique common sense, the “cutting edge dances" of which expose absurdities in much more discrepancy-revealing and impactful fashion.
The solidly-grounded and fully-red-pilled comedians which are only now beginning to come out of the woodworks in tiny numbers knowing that no Jew-connected comedy club will hire them and their only future is on the internet, benefit from the much WIDER difference between the relatively simple and true common sense "attitude and outlook adjustments" they make as comedians and the convulated mountain of absurdities these simple and therefore “funny” retorts quickly expose as insane frauds with elegant movements of dance, the so-called perfect timing of the "great comedians" which is so mysteriously revered and looked up to by the up-&-coming aspirants.
So, this dude, whoever he is, is a sell-out and fully deserves these shitty movies and his obviously half-retarded brain-functioning as a result of the incessant programming of these deliberately crafted self-brainwashing vehicles to have “fun” to while he's stuffing his face full of enough GMO 5 dollar popcorn and 4 dollar sugar-junk-soft-drinks to send his body to the morgue at least 30 years too early.
The saddest part is that though he has plenty of energy flaming up his hairy larded ass to try, he simply can't mask with his motor-mouth the fact that he's making pathetic you tube parodies for a few crumbs off the master's table and considers being an adult-baby asswipe who spends his time watching Jew-programming "mythology" instead of maybe reading any number of hundreds of books, written by real artists and serious thinkers, that advocate glorious mythologies whose allegorical interpretations only benefit man and lead him towards an integrated and healthy ideal worth pursuing, an ideal both heroic and h-ero-tic I might add, for those who confuse the vulgar disvalue of pornography with the genuine values of “heroic” and therefore also automatically “erotically charged” and “alpha” personalities whose dignity is not for sale, and even in nakedness and sexuality is touched by the hand of the artist, the de-signer of spiritual navigation signposting new paths through more detailed maps.
Correction to the last paragraph: The saddest part is that though he has plenty of energy flaming up his hairy larded ass to try, he simply can't mask with his motor-mouth the fact that he's making pathetic you tube parodies for a few crumbs off the master's table and considers being an adult-baby asswipe who spends his time watching Jew-programming "mythology" TIME WELL SPENT, instead of maybe reading any number of hundreds of books, written by real artists and serious thinkers, that advocate glorious mythologies whose allegorical interpretations only benefit man and lead him towards an integrated and healthy ideal worth pursuing, an ideal both heroic and h-ero-t-ic I might add, for those who might confuse the vulgar disvalue of pornography with the genuine values of “heroic” and therefore also automatically “erotically charged” and “alpha” personalities whose dignity is not for sale, and even in nakedness and sensuality is touched and formed by the hand of the artist, the de-signer of spiritual navigation signposting new paths through more detailed maps of "intangible psychic territories."
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