Today, I was masked shamed by a fat old gringo.
This fat old piece of shit gringo walked up to me on the street today and barked out orders:
You need to put on a mask!, he said.
I told him Fuck yourself, you old maricón. (Spanish for faggot)
What did you say? he retorted.
I walked up to him, without any regard to social distancing and said:
you heard me. Fuck yourself, you old maricón
You're a coward - Your ancestors would be ashamed of you!
His head looked like it was going to explode like a cartoon character.
The look on his masked face was priceless. I laughed all the way home - lol
The end
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ReplyDeleteLOL Volt! - added
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ReplyDeleteYou emaskulated him!
Bought a bike recently... COVID safety conditions "offered". I show up, a geeky dude with a face mask on greets me and tells me the ruler laying on the ground is 6-feet of separation from the bike (displayed on a bike repair stand). I say no matter to me gas I approach the bike. Face mask geek in a panic utters that if I step within the six feet parameter he'll have to step out. I say, step out then. I check out the bike... hand the geek an envelope with the stipulated cash and walk away with the bike.... telling him
ReplyDeleteI HATE DEALING WITH IDIOTS IN MASKS. YOU'RE NUTS.
Today I sell a bike to an older guy... my age. I thanked him for not wearing a mask. His wife laughs. We all agree it's a fraud.... and no one knows anyone who's died of COVID despite the numbers game.
LMAO WWS
ReplyDeleteScorpio Right on school the fool.
ReplyDelete# school the mask fools
ReplyDelete#FluWorldOrderPlandemic meme :~)
ReplyDeletehttps://imgur.com/a/gym2E2T
Contact tracing is here! This doctor just received a call all of a sudden telling him that he came in contact with someone who was 'infected' and that he needed to cooperate and quarantine. Here he is talking about it:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAajhUmAxB0
Good man Scorp! Excellent! That's the way to deal with these masked up fools.
ReplyDeleteIf he was a gringo, why did you mollify your statement with Spanish?
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm in S America - lol
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ReplyDeleteLive feed. Belgrade lockdown protest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM6W2Tmlcsg
To my dismay I now find that I'm the only unmasked person whenever I go to a store but so far no one has said anything to me about it and I seem to be treated with the usual respect.
ReplyDeleteHowever, with the increasing masktardation taking place, I have prepared for the day when I may be virtually forced to put one on by making my own custom masks that will allow unobstructed breathing while at the same time inviting a public discussion about the efficacy of face coverings. One design consists of a single layer of cheese cloth with an elastic band and another is made from a piece of window screen.
LOL @ masktardation
ReplyDeleteI checked out the live stream from Belgrade - further sign that people around the world are starting to not to give a fuck about what the 'experts' are telling us. I was standing in line today at the hardware store and started talking with the guy behind me. Everyone was getting tired of waiting - I told the him that this was all una estafa (a scam) - his eyes lit up and immediately started to agree with me. I'm noticing that once you open the door and make it okay to question this scamdemic, people jump aboard with glee.
ReplyDeleteHow about a 'pinned' thread where current, possibly live, links can be posted as comments?