No internet for at least ten days (UPDATE)📌

 I came back online yesterday. All the technicians on the phone are retarded immigrants. Last Sunday, I call one of them to tell him that my modem is fucked. It's only lighting up the LEDs for DSL and LAN. The power LED doesn't even light up I say to him. That should have been a big clue that I repeated multiple times during the 1h30 minutes call. 

So at the end of all his tests he says: "I think it's your modem". LOL

But he then proceeds to send Bell Canada a ticket. Two days later, I see a Bell Canada mini van parked on my street. As I am approaching the van, he rolls down his window and says are you stephan jean? I said yes. What are you doing I say? I'm sniffing your shit and I can tell that you have no connectivity. WOW! You can tell that from your little cell phone there? Yes he says.

The funny part is when I show him my modem that only lights up LAN and DSL LEDs. He says: " Why have they not changed your modem"? To which I reply: " I don't know but I suspect that immigrants are retarded ". He then says the standard white guy thing: " Well I'm not a racist but..." LOL

He says to me:" I think I got just the thing to diagnose this". He goes back to his little van and comes out with a magical modem that you can plug with no passwords and lets you get on the internet (I want one of those for Christmas BTW). He shows me on his cell phone that now everything is green instead of red. This will cost your ISP lots of money he says. I came here for nothing. LOL

The immigrant story of the week up here. LOL

 

 

 

 

So I woke up at five in the morning. I was about to post all the week' shows and my main modem decided to give its last breath.

Now I have no internet or phone. Moreover I can not record any other shows until they send me a new modem. From my calculations, I will only receive it around the 24th.

I'm writing this from my neighbor's computer. It might be possible for me to post the edited scorpio show and the Brizer "I don't believe in reality" show. LOL

But I will only have limited access to this computer. You guys send me emails at the gmail account.

BTW. This is only the tip of the iceberg. My 25 year old landlord found asbestos and now to make a long story short, I have to leave my apartment for a month because they found asbestos in the walls of the washroom duh.... Long story.

I have to rent a room until all this is done. First of October, I got to be out of here for at least two weeks to a month.  BTW. All my friends are as poor as me so they can't really help me as their apartments are as small as mine.

I'll do my best to post some shows when I have access to this computer and the idea of the room I will rent needs to have wifi for sure.

Can you  believe that I still have legal problems on top of all this. lol I have to call my lawyer Monday to have an update and tell him that my phone aint workin anymore.

...BTW. I've noticed that some people think that when I don't post shows, it means that zap is drunk.

The truth is that this all fake bullshit covid has gotten me depressed. Seeing dumbasses running around with masks? You have to be kidding me.

Anyway, this is only 1/4 of what is going on in my life right now. It is fucking nuts.

I removed the "buy zap of coffee" because it didn't feel right with all that  is going on to ask people for money but... I would really appreciate any donations. I've never needed it as much as I do now.

Thanks.

https://www.paypal.me/zapoper

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