Caution - the following are not "Self-Hating Musician" jokes - just musings from my Hollywood days. Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? A. Homeless. Q. What do you call a Trombone Player with a pager? A. Optimist. Ah yes. Remember pagers and pockets full of payphone change? Back when you could still hear Metal on FM radio that was not part of a car commercial. Garage bands at house parties that spilled into the streets and real methamphetamine...where have all the good times gone? Better yet - who took them and why?
No matter how good your band is, without a great drummer, you are just a group of beat-offs.
ReplyDeleteCaution - the following are not "Self-Hating Musician" jokes - just musings from my Hollywood days. Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? A. Homeless. Q. What do you call a Trombone Player with a pager? A. Optimist. Ah yes. Remember pagers and pockets full of payphone change? Back when you could still hear Metal on FM radio that was not part of a car commercial. Garage bands at house parties that spilled into the streets and real methamphetamine...where have all the good times gone? Better yet - who took them and why?
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