Seeking Professional Protesters - F@@k the Feds Friday
"If you believe in Anonymous, and call yourself Anonymous, you are Anonymous."
We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
Due to overwhelming interest, protest is being delayed until early
January as volumes of masks and shirts are arriving to meet the demand.
Also, special effects are being manufactured for the event.
Professional protesters needed to lead a protest at the United States
consulate in Vancouver for one day, and a townhouse complex in Surrey
the second day. Responsibilities will include wearing a theatre mask and
trying to remain anonymous, dancing and singing to heavy metal music,
holding picket signs/banners while communicating peacefully and
responsibly, but standing your ground with any law enforcement officer;
communicating with the media; shouting and chanting phrases; leading
unpaid protesters; and reading a speech through a megaphone.
The protest topic involves the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and
their crimes committed against innocent civilians, such as a drone
attack in Pakistan that intentionally killed twelve innocent people
including women and children, U.S. soldiers killing reporters and
innocent people because a telephoto lens vaguely resembled a rocket
launcher, the recent murders of innocent women and children in an
Afghani drone strike, and other targeted illegal killings of
non-Americans the United States perceives as a threat (Whether true or
not).
The second day will involve a protest in Surrey of a suspected CIA
operative, who has for certain committed serious crimes in Canada,
including seriously injuring and almost killing a Canadian climate
scientist.
The protests are to be lawful and peaceful only. Hired protesters will
be briefed and provided material on their rights under the Charter of
Rights and Freedoms, and how to stand their legal ground against the
police if necessary. Also, unless you are suspected of committing a
crime, you have no obligation to identify yourself to a police officer.
They will threaten you with Obstruction of Justice for not identifying
yourself, but it will be explained to you how to successfully sue for
well over $10,000 if you are arrested.
Hired protesters will be required to sign a non-disclosure agreement
regarding certain details, so asking further questions ensures you will
be a volunteer protester and not paid.
Interested individuals should submit a summary of all related education
and experience, with references that can be verified by a person at
local places of business. You will also have to provide a valid photo ID
upon hiring, however that information will be kept strictly
confidential.
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
