I claim the title dumbass as bestowed upon me by the mighty Zapoper. I broke the rules of engagement (which vary more than Zaps moods lol),got trigger happy and fired into a sticky post. I’ve been on punishment detail picking up empty beer tins from Zaps porch all morning.In my defence i wasn’t the one who told next weeks guest I’d just indulged in unnatural sex with his mother lmfao.
You notice any pin holes in your tins and a slightly different flavour when you cracked your breakfast beers? Took me ages,but worth the effort.At least Brizer only consumes his own piss lol.
Less of the ‘boy’ fat lad.I’m in negotiation on the phone with your mom as we speak.Things are going well and I hope to fly out at the weekend so if you wouldn’t mind using the correct term when you address me in future..........daddy lol.
And I didn’t bring your mother into this.She mailed me with concerns about your erratic behaviour.Scorp had just finished reading a book titled “manipulating women for baseline perverts” which he kindly posted to me.Being inquisitive and half way through the book I tested the sympathy technique and voila so please study your facts prior to throwing allegations.
Brother in law dropped a scooter in for me to fix.As a real biker I’m mortified at having the piece of crap in my garage and scared the neighbours might see it and laugh so going out to burn it,but I’ll be round in a few hours for the duel Son lol.
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Can you offer any examples?
Mr. Dumbass..whoever he is lol
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCyuq-ofnPc
I claim the title dumbass as bestowed upon me by the mighty Zapoper. I broke the rules of engagement (which vary more than Zaps moods lol),got trigger happy and fired into a sticky post. I’ve been on punishment detail picking up empty beer tins from Zaps porch all morning.In my defence i wasn’t the one who told next weeks guest I’d just indulged in unnatural sex with his mother lmfao.
Keep picking up the empty beer cans and shut the fuck up! LOL
You notice any pin holes in your tins and a slightly different flavour when you cracked your breakfast beers? Took me ages,but worth the effort.At least Brizer only consumes his own piss lol.
I'm not finished with you boy. You brought my mother into this. Standby for new orders!
Less of the ‘boy’ fat lad.I’m in negotiation on the phone with your mom as we speak.Things are going well and I hope to fly out at the weekend so if you wouldn’t mind using the correct term when you address me in future..........daddy lol.
And I didn’t bring your mother into this.She mailed me with concerns about your erratic behaviour.Scorp had just finished reading a book titled “manipulating women for baseline perverts” which he kindly posted to me.Being inquisitive and half way through the book I tested the sympathy technique and voila so please study your facts prior to throwing allegations.
Brother in law dropped a scooter in for me to fix.As a real biker I’m mortified at having the piece of crap in my garage and scared the neighbours might see it and laugh so going out to burn it,but I’ll be round in a few hours for the duel Son lol.
ROFL. Let me know if you want to talk.
I'd rather be a Smartass than a dumbass
Yes I would
If I could, I surely would
George Sorass & The Mass Morass Dumbass Ensemble
That's all folks!
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