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These Hairless Apes Are Aliens!
Be Careful! 

 

Gorilla Warfare & The Naked Ape
Apeman - The Kinks 

 It Was All Planned

Zap's Girlfriend

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Can You See What's Happening?

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1,000,000 WILL WATCH THIS - It Was All Planned
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 Gorilla Warfare & The Naked Ape

"Hey guys I'm at a party and I'm introducing my better half. 

I know that she looks like a female gorilla but I love her." 

- Zapoper

Meet Zap's new girlfriend:

Matilda

 

Zap! Meet your future brother-in-law!

He's offering you a twelve-pack of Heineken!! 

(He's out of Corona) It's your lucky day!!!

Happy Birthday Zapo!

Have a Heineken!

 Can I be your best apeman at the wedding?

Oh Oh... Trouble on the horizon, Zapoper... Her daddy doesn't like the idea of having his daughter messing around with some hairless hominid from outside the tribe.

Big Daddy ain't happy!

Zap's Girlfriend's Father

Watch out for him and her other brother!

Her other brother ain't too pleased either.

Zap's Girlfriend's Other Brother

Apeman - The Kinks

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[Verse 1]
I think I'm sophisticated
'Cause I'm living my life like a good homo-sapien
But all around me everybody's multiplying
'Til they're walking round like flies man
So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages
In the zoo man
'Cause compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an ape man

[Verse 2]
I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized
'Cause I'm a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man

[Chorus]
I'm an ape man
I'm an ape ape man
I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man
I'm voodoo man
I'm an ape man
'Cause compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an ape man

[Spoken Interlude]
"In man's evolution he has created the city and
The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
And I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle"

[Chorus]
'Cause the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury
To be like an ape man
I'm an ape man
I'm an ape ape man
I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man
I'm a voodoo man
I'm an ape man
I look out the window, but I can't see the sky
'Cause the air pollution is a-fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
And make like an ape man

[Bridge]
Come on and love me
Be my ape man girl
And we'll be so happy
In my ape man world

[Chorus]
I'm an ape man
I'm an ape ape man
I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man
I'm a voodoo man
I'm an ape man
I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane
I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane
And we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an ape man
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man
I'm an ape man
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an ape man

 

 https://genius.com/The-kinks-apeman-lyrics

My Better Half - Zapoper

 https://grizzom.blogspot.com/2020/08/my-better-half.html


 

Where Is All The Sick People?!?

Free Heineken & Your Chicks For Free

https://grizzom.blogspot.com/2020/08/where-is-all-sick-people.html

 Did she say a free 12-pack of Heineken? Let's go!