August 31, 2023

No Agenda Episode 1586 - "Escaped Mutant" - 2023.08.31




4 comments:

powder bowl '23 said...

I'm a mutant. I try to convince people with almost every communicado I make on the internet that psionic abilities are a real thing. There is an invisible world at least as substantial as that which we can perceive with human senses. I can communicate with animals, I have vision dreams. Birds talk to me, and eventually I learned from them that they can read minds with unerring accuracy, should one have a mind to read. It also possible for me to do, just not as well, because my senses are not as attuned. Birds hear at a tenth of the speed humans do, while utilizing twice their brains. Today's my birthday, 8/31, so here's a comment for reference.

Strangely, I was talking about a 'volcano/fire hurricane' in global chat in Diablo 3, two weeks ago. Wondering if a volcano and hurricane had every occurred simultaneously, and made a joke that 'Gentleman, with today's weather control technology, anything is possible'. Those were the actual words I typed into chat. I think I have precognition, can see the future somewhat, I predicted the russia/ukraine conflict on Steam forums 3 years before they occurred and earned myself a 20 year ban because of it.

I openly describe myself to diehard christians as 'greater than Jesus', and taunt them with knowledge I've obtained through psionics. That I have indeed witnessed first-hand the actual form of God incarnate. A God. It is my profound belief that monotheism is inherently evil, the concept of a solitary divinity is blasphemy itself, and the organized religions that exist today are all Kabbalist tricks to deceive the masses into worshipping some form of demonic entity instead of Gods. But I may be wrong, and for that I apologize. I thought I had encountered a second divine being, who then turned out to be an actual person that I dreamed of before I met. That is the kind of thing my brain is capable of.

That's today's splotch. I suggest everyone do what Clint suggests, and move away from the influence of society. That's what I've done, and I couldn't be happier. My highest priority is planting as many fruit trees as I can.

powder bowl '23 said...

I should clarify that in my view, to qualify as a mutant, one must merely not be physically deformed or mentally stunted. Those are the dominant traits of the human genome. Being telepathic, predicting the future unerringly, speaking with animals, channeling the fibers of God through my very being itself; all just icing on the cake.

Adanac said...

Dancer on Ninth Avenue - August 31, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn5stWpxPAA

The locals say he's been dancing there since 2001 LOL!

Dr. OriGinal Larry said...

What a scam! Thanks, Zap.