Wednesday, June 1, 2016

A Jew, a Rabbi and a Wife

Hyme and his wife go to their rabbi.

“Rabbi, I think my wife is trying to poison me!”

“Very interesting,” says the Rabbi. “Let me go and talk to her and see what I can find out.”

A few hours later the Rabbi calls the man up.

“I’ve spent several hours speaking with your wife,” he says.

“What should I do?” the man asked.

“Take the poison.”