Saturday, March 14, 2020

Mami's Icelandic Exclusive


By Tez. A little known mami's admin who still can't figure out how to copy and paste and use a spellcheck. lol

We are all aware of the current crisis sweeping the globe and growing daily. Toilet roll shortages caused by forward thinking porn addicts aware that two weeks locked in their residence indulging in their favourite pass time could get messy. What few realize is that this crisis was known about and actually engineered many months ago to benefit a small and often overlooked population.

  Way back in the banking crisis of 2008 the inhabitants of Iceland did the unthinkable and stood up to the bankers. Some were even imprisoned, and unknown until now two of the senior level were secretly removed from their cells and interrogated by Icelandic special forces. Bank notes were burned in front of them,videos of happy children playing in the fields were shown to them on a loop and they were forced to eat tinned food products. Under these extreme conditions one finally cracked and revealed their plans to release a virus that would collapse the global economy and seal their dreams of world control.

  The Icelandic government sat in secret sessions to discuss their options and ran through various scenarios that would play out. Frederik Reyjkavic, the then minister for geothermal energy and sauna maintenance surmised that a global emergency would lead to panic buying certain perceived essentials and that worldwide shortages would arise as a result. Armed with this knowledge the Icelandic government embarked on a long term covert operation to corner the global market in toilet tissue both financially and in inventory. The finance ministry hired investors across the globe to buy shares in manufacturers in small,but regular blocks to avoid arousing any interest. Meanwhile a crack military team was assembled to raid warehouses worldwide and fly cargo planes full of tissue to Iceland. The assumption was made that these warehouses would be too embarrassed to report the thefts or that insurance companies would refuse any claim due to the unlikelihood of anyone genuinely stealing bulky and low value goods such as these. The assumption proved correct and the spate of heists went largely unnoticed. Large temporary buildings were constructed around geysers to store the tissue. The heat and steam keeping the tissues warm and fresh whilst they maintained their dry status due to the plastic wrapping.



  On top of the two measures already mentioned the government also made several large legitimate purchases of toilet roll after putting forward a public plan to stack loose rolls around allegedly melting icebergs with the aim of soaking up the water released. This allowed them cover for the large orders,permitted high end (3 and 4 ply) roll purchases and also secured international funding from environmental protection agencies. Once sufficient stocks were acquired the government quietly released the plan to their public and it spread  by word of mouth. Their population of twenty three,bolstered by fifteen Spanish ski instructors for the tourist season made this possible. The inhabitants were required to bring back toilet rolls when returning from holidays and trips abroad rather than duty free. Once home they could visit a government office and exchange the rolls for the tobacco products or alcohol they would normally have purchased.




   Fast forward twelve years. Now we have the virus predicted. Global panic over bathroom products has ensued as the Icelanders predicted. Whilst shares plummet in most firms,toilet roll manufacturers have hit the jackpot and only platinum out of the precious metals maintains a price above a decent six pack of three ply at the time of writing. Whilst consumers worldwide wrestle in shopping mall car parks,armed heists on grocery store trucks become common place and even large leaves are being stripped from the trees in desperation,Iceland has become king of the world.

  I don't do predictions well,but my bet for the next 'must have' item is fire extinguishers as everyone's house is now stocked with pallets of bone dry paper!

Tez

Little Story – Big Picture

Dear Monika!

Alfred asked me to write you a letter and I gladly will do so.

But let me first introduce myself briefly. (I am not native in english, so please do excuse the mistakes I will likely make)

My name is Daniel and I’m one of Alfred’s fellow inmates. I am in prison since 5th March 2018.
I worked in a Liechtenstein based private bank.
Germany was accusing me of laundering money and tax evasion.
I got sentenced to 5 years and 2 months prison.

Once the trial was over, Germany wanted to send me to Austria to serve my time in an Austrian prison. I have an Austrian and a Swiss citizenship by the way. Within this process of sending me to Austria, the supreme court in Vienna had to review my case. They came to the conclusion that I should not be in prison and that I am completely innocent. In a phone call with my lawyer the Austrian judge who was reviewing my case said:
"I have seen many absurd cases from Bavaria, but this is a totally new level of stupidity!"

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Beginning Of The End

Published by John Kaminski: Saturday, 14 March 2020 00:16

Daunted by disaster,
panicked populace
scrambles for safety

Purim is coming on Thursday.
That’s the day Jews like to kill
 large numbers of innocent people.

The stain of fear spreads like a dark fog.

Don’t trust your neighbor. He could breathe on you.

They’ve got us where they want us — isolated, community events cancelled, prohibited from movement, afraid of each other, sitting ducks, and ready for the fatal jab of a hastily created vaccine (in Israel, no less) which we know won’t work. Vaccines spread disease, they don’t prevent them.

Never take a vaccine. Don’t trust your doctor. Simple test: Ask him what’s in the vaccine. He won’t know. Because the people who make the vaccines won’t even tell him, so how could he possibly know. Yet he tells you to take it anyway. Right, Ace!

It’s a simple equation. Sundown for liberty. An excuse for repression. A news blockade. Disappearance of dissent. If you dissent, they’ll prohibit your access to money, just like they do in China. And then you’ll starve, which is the favorite Jewish way of executing those who protest, other than beheading.

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