Anonymous wrote:
I come with a list of demands from F.U.C.K. (French Underground Council of Korea) for you.
- Firstly Lindsey must be reinstated at Mami's by midnight tonight.
- Secondly you have to go on record as accepting the world is flat, with the odd bit that goes up or down, but generally flat.
- Our third demand is that Rense is crowned truther of the decade in a Mami's shit rigged poll.
- The fourth and final demand is that you solicit a picture of Foon in his mickey mouse boxer shorts and then blackmail him into an improv where he admits that he's wrong about EVERYTHING.
Lindsey MUST BE REINSTATED BY MIDNIGHT as a sign of good faith. The other demands are to be met within a reasonable time frame. Let's say by 0800 in the morning (GMT to avoid confusion). Failure to comply will lead to a drone strike on your house and as we don't know where you live then many innocent people will die while we indiscriminately destroy houses that look like french people live in them. Also if you don't comply, our agent "Céline Dion" will be dispatched to infect Zap with an untreatable form of crabs. Dels volume will be elevated and yours muted on all further broadcasts using our P.I.S.S. technology (Psychic Internet Suppression System).
We will flood Canada with alcohol, free beer and enlist Miley Cyrus to do open air concerts all over your province this summer. Please consider our demands seriously as you imagine the horror outlined above if you don't comply. We'll be back later to get your response.
I come with a list of demands from F.U.C.K. (French Underground Council of Korea) for you.
- Firstly Lindsey must be reinstated at Mami's by midnight tonight.
- Secondly you have to go on record as accepting the world is flat, with the odd bit that goes up or down, but generally flat.
- Our third demand is that Rense is crowned truther of the decade in a Mami's shit rigged poll.
- The fourth and final demand is that you solicit a picture of Foon in his mickey mouse boxer shorts and then blackmail him into an improv where he admits that he's wrong about EVERYTHING.
Lindsey MUST BE REINSTATED BY MIDNIGHT as a sign of good faith. The other demands are to be met within a reasonable time frame. Let's say by 0800 in the morning (GMT to avoid confusion). Failure to comply will lead to a drone strike on your house and as we don't know where you live then many innocent people will die while we indiscriminately destroy houses that look like french people live in them. Also if you don't comply, our agent "Céline Dion" will be dispatched to infect Zap with an untreatable form of crabs. Dels volume will be elevated and yours muted on all further broadcasts using our P.I.S.S. technology (Psychic Internet Suppression System).
We will flood Canada with alcohol, free beer and enlist Miley Cyrus to do open air concerts all over your province this summer. Please consider our demands seriously as you imagine the horror outlined above if you don't comply. We'll be back later to get your response.