The Oscars Sink To New Level of Ridiculous
By Sarah Connor, Writer/Blogger
As
promised, I took one for the team and sat through the 2021 Oscars so
you didn't have to, and let's just say I had to throw back at least two
bottles of wine, and that was just during the Red Carpet laudations from
the woke entertainment media.
The
underfed D-list wannabe celebs, aka entertainment reporters, were in
full effect seeking sustenance in the form of attention rather than a
ham sandwich. And the only way to satiate their hunger is through
gushing over celebrities clad in filthy virtue-signaling cloth masks and
designer dresses that cost the same as an annual grocery bill for a
family of four.
I
can't wait for all the Oscars 2021 speeches touting experimental COVID
shots, face diapers, and genuflecting the faux Harris/Biden presidency.
It's gonna be awesome!
Oscars 2021 pre-show/Red Carpet breakdown:
For
starters, I don't know who the hell half of these actors are or the
movies for which they received their coveted nominations, but I do know
that I would put my money on the Best Actor category winner as Riz Ahmed
just because he's Muslim OR Chadwick Boseman just because he's black.
This is not to say that both actors are or were not talented but that
Hollywood is racist.
Other
Best Actor nominations include Sir Anthony Hopkins, who recently faked
getting that experimental COVID shot in his arm on social media, Steven
Yeun from The Walking Dead fame, and that actor in that weird film The
Fifth Element, Gary Oldman.
Best
Supporting Actress nominees are more familiar and include Glenn Close,
Amanda Seyfried, and some gal named Maria Bakalova who starred in a
Borat film. To be fair, Glenn Close starred in the movie Hilbilly Elegy
and I didn't want to ruin the book (which was excellent) by watching the
film.
An early congrats to Oscars 2021 nominated director Emerald Fennell for the first #pizzagate
nod on the Red Carpet. The Promising Young Woman director couldn't help
but find a way to work pizza into a vacuous convo with Giuliana Rancic
about how she's been enjoying her current pregnancy. Kudos to Fennell
for being the first to signal to all the pedophiles tuning in.
One
entertainment personality known only as "Karamo" never missed an
opportunity to keep the diversity machine going by pointing out
nominees' skin color and ethnicity rather than performance. In case you
were wondering… that's what racism looks like, or at least what division
does. Well played, Karamo…well played.
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