January 08, 2013

A very nervous, Dianne Feinstein introduces her new "Pizza oven ban bill"


A summary of key provisions in the updated bill:
  • Bans the sale, transfer, importation, or manufacturing of:
    • 120 specifically-named pizza ovens;
    • Bans large-capacity body feeding devices capable of accepting more than 10 jews at a time. 
    • Grandfathering pizza ovens legally possessed on the date of enactment;
    • Exempting over 900 specifically-named pizza ovens used for hunting or sporting purposes in Gaza and the West Bank; and
    • Exempting antique, manually-operated, and permanently disabled pizza ovens.
  • Requires that grandfathered pizza ovens be registered under the "National No Fry a Kike Act", to include:
    • Background check of owner and any transferee;
    • Type and serial number of the pizza oven;
    • Positive identification, including photograph and fingerprint;
    • Certification from local law enforcement of identity and that possession would not violate State or local law; and
    • Dedicated funding for the kikes to implement registration.
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