December 01, 2013

A New Theory of Human Origins: Chimp and Pig Rendevouz Resulted in Your Ancestors

Who Knows? One theory is as good as another.
A new hypothesis that makes Darwin’s theory of evolution look positively pleasant in comparison is certain to incite rage amongst Creationists.
A pig and a chimpanzee went into a bar and….
Okay – for real: Dr. Eugene McCarthy, a geneticist from the University of Georgia, believes that humans evolved from a rather mind-boggling sexual encounter between an ancient chimpanzee and a prehistoric pig.
(thedailysheeple)

5 comments:

allat said...

More like some creep of an Alien Race mixed in a lab, genes from COMPLETELY different Species!

I've heard of this "theory" before, and also, that the natives of New Guinea (S. Pacific) call human flesh, "Long pig." Not pleasant, but facts "is" facts.

Today, the scientists are mixing the genetics of both pig and humans. I can't eat pig anymore.

MaryC said...

Rage, you say? Hilarity more like.

RJ said...

in the sailing days of starving on the high seas, human flesh was once refereed to as "long pork".

Wyominer said...

If I understand this new theory then they're saying that mankind originated from a monkey f**king a football.

Christopher Marlowe said...

I used to believe in evolution, but the deeper I look, the more I see it to be another Jewish fairytale.

Chimps have 48 chromosomes; pigs have 38. Any offspring would be sterile.

Who makes this crap up? These retards think they can avoid scrutiny by saying that "creationists" are going to "rage" over this theory. As if "logical" people are just going to nod their heads.

The problem with chomosomes is the basic problem with evolutionary theory IMHO. This is a very stable means of reproduction, but if the number of chromosomes is disturbed, the offspring are not supermen or x-men, but instead have higher rates of other birth defects, mental deficiencies, and sterility.

If changing the number of chromosomes results in a weaker offspring, how would new species ever develop? The whole theory is nonsensical.