March 13, 2014

IRREFUTABLE PROOF that Michelle Obama IS A MAN

16 comments:

WHOOLI said...

When will the -President Obama Is A Woman- videos start showing up on the internet?

Anonymous said...

1st Lady Gaga & now the 1st Lady...
Secrets are a great way of controlling people & the president is no exception
So what can be worse then a crack smoking gay black president? Oh ya the God Father aka the puppet master
Ralph Emmanuel a puppet of zionism & the devil if their ever was one... I sometimes wonder if they created this myth and use it to control the masses
Ps: I predict its going to be Rand Paul vs Ralph Emanuel in the next election

wanda said...

There's something to the length of the ring finger... no denying that.

Christopher Marlowe said...

Not a big fan of the fag in chief, but this video misrepresents the facts. On average, women don't have longer index fingers than ring fingers. But the difference is less than what is found in men.

The number for the ratio is arrived at by dividing the length of the index finger by the length of the ring finger. On men the average.

Here is a the results of a study posted on wikipedia:

"From a study of 136 males and 137 females:

Males: mean 0.947, standard deviation 0.029.
Females: mean 0.965, standard deviation 0.026.

Assuming a normal distribution, the 95% confidence interval for average length is 0.889-1.005 for males and 0.913-1.017 for females."

--Michelle Obama is not attractive, and she has the body of a horse. But according to this study, it is quite normal for EVERYONE'S ring finger to be longer than their index finger.

Hillary Clinton is most probably a lesbian, but she and Bill had a child. Obama is probably a fagala, and he and Michelle reproduced twice.

Scott said...

Further proof:

http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/michelle_12.jpg

Northerntruthseeker said...

Geez, Ar Seeus... I just went blind and ralphed all my lunch over that picture! Thanks a lot!

Aleksa said...

I see this will become a new SH ear research,,LOL!!

rodin said...

Body proportion argument stands up I think

http://design.tutsplus.com/articles/human-anatomy-fundamentals-advanced-body-proportions--vector-19869

Unknown said...

LMFAO @ Christopher Marlowe citing Wikipedia as a credible source of information! :D

Anonymous said...

It's a man, baby!

Anonymous said...

This is fucking ridiculous. You guys really DO NOT BELIEVE this, DO you?!

Lindsey

Anonymous said...

Where's Autin when we need him. What that thing's packing is either an appliance or the real deal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s

George Jones said...

Pure ridiculousness. This is moving into 'fakeologist' territory.

Unknown said...

Christopher Marlowe: your conclusions disagree with http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/09/110907-ring-finger-length-science-genes-sex-hormones-men-women/ which provides the following:

Is your ring finger longer or shorter than your index finger? The reason for the difference is in our hormones, a new study in mice shows for the first time.

Before birth, the sex hormones estrogen and testosterone control genes that in turn dictate finger length, the study found. Like us, mice naturally have both hormones in their bodies. (Get a genetics overview.)

As a result, most men have ring fingers that are longer than their index fingers, and the reverse is true in women.

David Howard said...

The FBI uses polygraphs to eliminate suspects. http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/337485161

Noor al Haqiqa said...

http://www.avaruusmies.com/jokes-root/img/10.jpg

This report has about as much validity as the image here. Sorry, I have a feeling Michelle is a he too but... come on folks, we need more than this.