I'll be damned, a jew in goyem jail. (there go's the neighborhood)

'It's not kosher!': North Palm Beach man protests being jailed for elderly dad's assault

NORTH PALM BEACH, Fla. -- A 44-year-old man arrested in the assault of his elderly father protested his incarceration Wednesday, telling a judge "this isn't kosher!"

North Palm Beach police responded to a 9-1-1 call from the 800 block of Fathom Street late Tuesday morning. Max Tochner, 75, told police that his son grabbed his right arm and pushed him out of the way during an argument, causing a laceration to his forearm, according to a police report.

Police arrested Paul Michael Tochner as he came out from a shower. He told police "He was in my way, so I pushed him."

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