I am eagerly awaiting the story of her life as filmed by Speilberg with all due emphasis on scatological artistry due such a delicate and defining topic as the regularity of Ms. Poopie whilst suffering the rigours of dysentery and starvation in numerous camps. Did she mention fighting wild wolves away from her fresh ... er... droppings.... or her fingernails frozen and bloodied as she... omg... I am sorry. I just cannot take this creature at all seriously...
Spielberg must make a movie. He must. Let us petition him!
Instead of "Sophie's Choice" he could come up with some equally serious conundrum.... The truth MUST be ... er... defecated....
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I am eagerly awaiting the story of her life as filmed by Speilberg with all due emphasis on scatological artistry due such a delicate and defining topic as the regularity of Ms. Poopie whilst suffering the rigours of dysentery and starvation in numerous camps. Did she mention fighting wild wolves away from her fresh ... er... droppings.... or her fingernails frozen and bloodied as she... omg... I am sorry. I just cannot take this creature at all seriously...
Spielberg must make a movie. He must. Let us petition him!
Instead of "Sophie's Choice" he could come up with some equally serious conundrum.... The truth MUST be ... er... defecated....
I need to get out more.
Lol...your last sentence really cracked me up!
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