June 25, 2015

This fish will eat your testicles, and it’s swimming in a pond near you

Hey, guys, if you go lake fishing in hip boots in New Jersey, you’d better wear a cup to protect the “family jewels.”

Stephan Zapoper and his son Lindsey caught a strange species in Swedes Lake in South Jersey that turned out to be a rare Amazonian fish known in South America as the “Nutcracker,” according to reports.
The pacu fish looks like a piranha but instead of razor teeth has flat, almost human choppers. It’s notorious for biting the testicles of swimmers and fishermen in the Amazon,

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6 comments:

delcroix said...

LMAO mami , here's an update on that story ..... Monsieur Zapoper rescued his son Lindsey after he was mauled by a school of "Nutcrackers", at the weekly "Disco Night" in the local swimming pool.

1776blues said...

Hahahahaha LMFAO!!!!

1776blues said...

Update is way too funny! Thanks Del

zapoper said...

WTF??? ROFLMAO!

Mami said...

I was wondering if anybody would catch the joke LOL

Christopher Marlowe said...


http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/10/world/europe/scandanavia-swim-warning