Tonight your distinguished host will be the famous Fashion Industry Sodomizer: Pierre Bergé, also known as Stein Berg. (pierre is a french word for stone and I think stein is a german word for stone). Anyway...
Stein Berg invites you to...
A Sexhibition of lusting Caschisch-controlled Sex machines on-line, in-line, out-of-line, well paid to get laid and on parade... For YOUR pleasure AND convenience...
Grab your meat and grab a seat Sit back in the saddle All yea faithful... Come one come all... Satisfaction guaranteed to blow your shorts off.!!!!..
So logon now and give us your Assword....
Let me think...What's a good assword...?
Let me asssess...How about...assphalt...? Asspirin...Asspiration... Assumption....Assparthame...Assyria...aliass...alien ass...?
Asstrology..?
Yes! Asstrology is the assword of the week! Congratulations!...
You have just won a free subscription to Ass Soul Reproductions!
It is my proud privilege as CEO (Corrupt Enterprise Officer) of Shit Distributors International (SDI), to inform all you minions with millions blowing high dough on our fine young cannibals here at the gigabrothel of fuckshit.come, that our lucrative little money empires will now benefit from having the whole internet to ourselves.
That way, none of this disgusting intellectual debate and spiritual propaganda will clutter our servers and communication links. The WTO and NWO must surrender to market forces and accept the global sex trade as a major contributor to our "Gross" National Product. Even though the sex trade doesn't even come close to the number ONE source of revenue of our glorious empire: weapons of ass destruction for mass consumption, we would like to promote our Great Great Culture in its entire transparent, bare naked nudity.
THE INTERNET IS ALL OURS!
We take it and make of it what we want of it.
Our "Holee" industry has the Power of mushrooming into a Mass Morass of asstronomical asspects. In other words, WE have the power to crapitalize on this fant-ass-tic opportunity!
We shall stretch the limits of universal market penetration... Fuel the drive towards cosmic orgasmic culmination... Propaggrandize perpetual perverted perpetration.... "Anal-eyes" voyeuristic psychic masturbation...
Cannibal eyes twisted blue persuasion... Pro create a spanking new virtual Sexperience... Extend the boundaries of space and slime... Transmute holy matrimony into "holee matrimoney",
Profanate, desecrate and excremedicate incessantly...
Twist and Shout. Shaft and Pout. Spurt and sprout. Spin About, Huff and Puff. Rough and tough. Snuff and cuff, Fluff and bluff. Had enough? Don't quit now, It's coming,... It's coming... It's.... too late baby now, it's too late... Though we really did try to fake it...
Titillate your lower self into samadhi... Discover another world... Go for another whirl... Jump another girl...
May you aspire to transpire to the higher fire Of a hunk a hunk of burning bush. The burning bush is what you're "longing" for... Elongating for...
Voluptuous Pelvic Vixen in hot tub giving front rub, Victorious Pagan Princess greasing her hog, Sizzling meat beckoning growing hot dog, Between firm buns... In disguise. In disgust, Whore moans throbbing abundantly, Juices flopping smellingly, accordingly. Spermatozoon's oozing gushingly, Like "pisstine" oasis in paradise lust.
Asses to asses and lust to lust...
Take off your pantaloons and join the hooligoons in Californica, the land of brotherly lust.
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Asses to Asses and Lust to Lust
Good Evening sleaze buckets of all persuasions...
Tonight your distinguished host will be the famous Fashion Industry Sodomizer: Pierre Bergé, also known as Stein Berg. (pierre is a french word for stone and I think stein is a german word for stone). Anyway...
Stein Berg invites you to...
A Sexhibition of lusting Caschisch-controlled Sex machines on-line, in-line, out-of-line, well paid to get laid and on parade...
For YOUR pleasure AND convenience...
Grab your meat and grab a seat
Sit back in the saddle
All yea faithful...
Come one come all...
Satisfaction guaranteed to blow your shorts off.!!!!..
So logon now and give us your Assword....
Let me think...What's a good assword...?
Let me asssess...How about...assphalt...? Asspirin...Asspiration...
Assumption....Assparthame...Assyria...aliass...alien ass...?
Asstrology..?
Yes! Asstrology is the assword of the week!
Congratulations!...
You have just won a free subscription to Ass Soul Reproductions!
It is my proud privilege as CEO (Corrupt Enterprise Officer) of Shit Distributors International (SDI), to inform all you minions with millions blowing high dough on our fine young cannibals here at the gigabrothel of fuckshit.come, that our lucrative little money empires will now benefit from having the whole internet to ourselves.
That way, none of this disgusting intellectual debate and spiritual propaganda will clutter our servers and communication links. The WTO and NWO must surrender to market forces and accept the global sex trade as a major contributor to our "Gross" National Product. Even though the sex trade doesn't even come close to the number ONE source of revenue of our glorious empire: weapons of ass destruction for mass consumption, we would like to promote our Great Great Culture in its entire transparent, bare naked nudity.
THE INTERNET IS ALL OURS!
We take it and make of it what we want of it.
Our "Holee" industry has the Power of mushrooming into a Mass Morass of asstronomical asspects. In other words, WE have the power to crapitalize on this fant-ass-tic opportunity!
We shall stretch the limits of universal market penetration...
Fuel the drive towards cosmic orgasmic culmination...
Propaggrandize perpetual perverted perpetration....
"Anal-eyes" voyeuristic psychic masturbation...
Cannibal eyes twisted blue persuasion...
Pro create a spanking new virtual Sexperience...
Extend the boundaries of space and slime...
Transmute holy matrimony into "holee matrimoney",
Profanate, desecrate and excremedicate incessantly...
Twist and Shout. Shaft and Pout. Spurt and sprout. Spin About, Huff and Puff.
Rough and tough. Snuff and cuff, Fluff and bluff. Had enough? Don't quit now,
It's coming,...
It's coming...
It's.... too late baby now, it's too late...
Though we really did try to fake it...
Titillate your lower self into samadhi...
Discover another world...
Go for another whirl...
Jump another girl...
May you aspire to transpire to the higher fire
Of a hunk a hunk of burning bush.
The burning bush is what you're "longing" for...
Elongating for...
Voluptuous Pelvic Vixen in hot tub giving front rub,
Victorious Pagan Princess greasing her hog,
Sizzling meat beckoning growing hot dog,
Between firm buns...
In disguise.
In disgust,
Whore moans throbbing abundantly,
Juices flopping smellingly, accordingly.
Spermatozoon's oozing gushingly,
Like "pisstine" oasis in paradise lust.
Asses to asses and lust to lust...
Take off your pantaloons and join the hooligoons in Californica, the land of brotherly lust.
Cause THEY are the Champions, my "friend"...
And THEY're going to get it...
In...
The End...
Amen
Voltman
I feel like you've been a Baptist preacher in another life.
Probably just a preacher since I'm allergic to organized (calcified) religion.
St-John The Baptist
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