February 25, 2020
Morrison Calls For Royal Commission Into Shape Of Earth
Saying it was important to hear all sides of the story, PM Scott Morrison has announced a Royal Commission to get to the bottom of what shape our planet really is.
The Terms of Reference will allow the commission to explore the possibility of all different types of two and three dimensional shapes for the earth, although it won’t extend to other planets.
Speaking to media today, the Prime Minister said it was important to keep an open mind about the issue. “A lot of people believe the earth is round, but that’s just one opinion. We need to hear from a range of voices on this issue,” Mr Morrison said.
Asked what shape he thought the globe was, Mr Morrison said he did not want to jump to conclusions before the Royal Commission had heard all of the evidence. “And I’ll pick you up on the use of the term ‘globe’ – let’s not presuppose the outcome before the Commission has even started,” he said.
The PM confirmed that scientists would be providing evidence at the Royal Commission but said that he wanted to hear from ordinary voices too. “We want to hear different opinions, not just those of the experts”
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You do realize that "The Shovel" is a satire site in Australia, right??
I thought this was a satire platform?
If erf flat howcome the lunar eclipse is always round and not a football?
Howcome cyclones spun counterclockwise on one half of the flat erf and clockwise on the other if erf isn't a spinning globe? (yeah I know the article is satire but retards believe it)
The satire isn't really anything to do with flat earth it's to do with our mealy mouthed douchebag PM, who frequently says garbage like that at it always turns out the only people he really wants to listen to are Liberal Party donors. He's a piece of shit
All the "Commonwealth" get that kind of quality leadership. They are UN appointed managers.The so called democratic system under our constitutional monarchies are a complete joke. Seems people don't mind participating though.
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