Plot: In 1913 the British government, hearing that the Germans are
planning World War I, they ask top agent Winfrey to intervene, but instead he
decides to go on holiday to a Cornish fishing village called Torpoint. Here he
believes he has stumbled upon a smuggling ring, but in fact they are
Germans who are masquerading as locals in an advance invasion party. The
British arrive and arrest them, believing that Winfrey deliberately
planned everything - though it is apparent that he did not.
And in the meantime the Hart family of good Cornish stock were enjoying a nice holiday in the Bavarian Alps courtesy of the Kaiser when after a feed of German sausages and fine Bavarian beer Old Wise Man Hart decided that thanks to jolly old Winfrey it was time to get back to dear old Cornwall from whence they came and do what they do best...dig tunnels under their cottages and smuggle! You have to hand it to the Krauts at times but they cannot dig tunnels and smuggle like the Cornish do. And then along came a chap called Graham and the rest is history... LOL
2 comments:
I'm pretty sure the headless driver is from down under...! ROTFLMAO!!!
Looks like the guy in charge of the "under mattress area" might be from Down Under as well...
"There's a lot of work in the gardens, cutting off the dead heads."
I guess that explains the headless driver...LOL
"Anything was preferable to the company of the warmongers of Whitehall..."
- General Winfrey
I'd like a room with those secret passage ways. They might come in handy if Doctor Bill & Mengele Gates come by with their arsenal of vaccines.
The Master of Smuggler's Cottage said: "We're trying to start a war Mr. Winfrey."
The Whitehall Warmongers will be playing with the Washington Foreskins in the semi-finals. The winner goes up against the winner of the war game between the Green Bay Fudge Packers and the Chicago Black Ops in the Stupor Bowl.
Don't forget to stop in at the Torpoint Pub and sample the Cornish beer. Get out the popcorn and ask for Eddy.
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Very Good! Voltman ! ;-)
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