Jeff Rense is an American anti-New World Order activist. He hosts a website at Rense.com and is the radio talk-show host of the Jeff Rense Program. His show broadcasts on internet radio. The website and show often discuss topics such as 9/11, World War II revisionism, Zionism, contemporary geopolitical developments, alternative medicines and some more eccentric aspects such as Ufology.
Download Hour 1 - Ted Broer - The Amazing Poop paper run And Failure From Trump to Address it
Download Hour 2 - David Oates - More Staggering Speech Reversals of toilet paper
Download Hour 3 - Dr. Henry Niman, PhD - Nightly Coronavirus Report about ass-wipe paper run
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get a damn bidet (aka bum gun, ass blaster), thank me later. :~)
Unless I missed some of them, there were no ads in the three hours. Does that say something?
I visited France four times in my life. I know what a fucking bidet is.
Jews love shit. I mean they swim in it.
Now that fake virus thing is scaring most everyone and the only thing that they can come up with is another disgusting SHIT story which is about people not having enough paper to wipe their asses.
REALLY????
Call me crazy but toilet paper has never been and will never be at the top of my survival list.
Zap, send me some good hardy Quebecquois toilet paper. I heard that it is really good and it does a great job and wipes all the cervices clean. I reckon Tez, Scorpio and all the lads would like some too. Send Rense the bill. Thanks.
Lol Brizer.I appreciate the sentiment,but apparently 'real men' like Zap use coir floor mats cut into squares so you and Scorp can share my portion. I calm buyed back in January anyway as it was fairly obvious where this shit was going and the consequences. Even a retard should have picked up on the prompts weeks back.I was howling at twitter feeds last night moaning about 'selfish' people stocking up on stuff and 'Brexiteers' being the main culprits lmao.All posted by jealous people without brains(or toilet roll/pasta/long life milk etc.) who insisted on standing on the train lines oblivious to the fact the 1645 to London was due shortly.
The Fed gots your backside! At some point, inflation will bring the dollar to a one-to-one parity with sheets of toilet paper and the two will become interchangeable. No more running to the store to exchange greenbacks for two-ply. The next printing will signify some changes - dead Presidents will now be printed with a shit eating grin - just to let you know that our forefathers approved fiat currency for the purpose of ass wiping. But, seriously....I was in Ralph's today and it was a beautiful thing. No lines at checkout and all the toilet paper you can carry...assuming you have not adopted the hermit life style and get your rolls via Amazon. Now, if we could get the Chiners into it, we would have the basis for an international reserve currency. I know. They pay for everything with their cell phones. Try wiping you ass with a cell phone and you will see why America is still #1!
$27 for bidet that fits under your toilet seat.
https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-110-Non-Electric/dp/B009ZLRSJ6
Add bumpers under seat to level off height:
https://www.amazon.com/Universal-Toilet-Bumpers-4-Piece-10062/dp/B00EA080X0
Install instructions: (3m)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp9YrjVr4Go&feature=emb_title
Costs about $31 and 10 minutes installation.
from AU, 46 secs:
Video captures women’s brawl over toilet paper at Woolworths
297,421 views•Mar 6, 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?-v=DQv5PWMzI-w
Sky News - Coronavirus: Why are people panic buying and why toilet paper?
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-why-are-people-panic-buying-and-why-toilet-paper-11952397
Joows don't need toilet paper, their ass holes are being licked clean by "our" politicians, academicians,Christian salvation peddlers and hundreds of millions of their Zionist Christian sheeple, worldwide !
shallomm
I am the Great Cornholio
I need to for my bunghole
TP TEE PEE ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
This kinda reminds me of the great toilet paper scare of 1973 when Johnny Carson joked on his monologue that there was a shortage of toilet paper. Enough people failed realize it was said in jest and began hoarding TP causing the stores to run out creating actual shortage. Fortunately I was with USAF at the time and had access to unlimited government issue tissue.
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