Today, I was masked shamed by a fat old gringo.
This fat old piece of shit gringo walked up to me on the street today and barked out orders:
You need to
put on a mask!, he said.
I told him
Fuck yourself, you old maricón. (Spanish for faggot)
What did you say? he retorted.
I walked up to him, without any regard to social distancing and said:
you heard me. Fuck yourself, you old maricón
You're a coward - Your ancestors would be ashamed of you!
His head looked like it was going to explode like a cartoon character.
The look on his masked face was priceless. I laughed all the way home - lol
The end