January 26, 2014

North Korea Confirms It Has Landed A Man On The Sun

This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.

A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: “We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening”.

Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I’m sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.

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They plagiarized Nasa's moon landing story.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Love it! They are making fun of the brain-dead retards who think AmeriCons walked on the Moon 40+ years ago.

Most people understand that car wheels push against the ground to move a car.

Most people understand that boat propellers push against the water to move a boat.

Most people understand that airplane turbines push against the atmosphere to move a plane.

Most people understand that rocket engines push against the atmosphere to move a rocket.

Yet these same people turn into complete retarded fools who think NASA has magical rockets that can push against a non-existent atmosphere on the Moon to send a Lunar Lander back into space to return to Earth.

The World is full of lemmings who live in a World of false reality and magical delusions without even knowing it. These pathetic lemmings then die without even having lived in reality.

Unknown said...

The following statement is false:

"Most people understand that rocket engines push against the atmosphere to move a rocket."

Rocket engines do not PUSH against anything. They rely upon the law of physics that total momentum must always be preserved (stays the same).

The total momentum of the escaping combustibles (oxygen plus rocket fuel) must be equal to, and opposite from, the momentum of the rocket ship.

Since the mass of the combustibles (which escape out the nozzle of the rocket engine at supersonic speeds) is small compared to the total mass of the rocket ship, then the escaping speed of the combustibles, which are traveling most nearly ALL in the same direction, must be made up by the rocket ship itself moving in an opposite direction so that the mass of the rocket ship, times the forward speed of the rocket ship, is equal to, but opposite from, the mass of the escaping combustibles, times the escaping speed of the spent rocket combustibles. This is just basic high school science. I thought everyone on this website knew that for sure.

Unknown said...

A follow-up comment:

I worked at NASA during the Apollo mission (I simulated the 3rd stage, including the Command Module and the restartable J2 rocket). The only thing I KNOW for sure is that a whole lot of money was spent during the late sixties on the mission - lots and lots of hard cash. That makes one wonder why, if there was not a real effort to make a moon landing.

But, and this has always bothered me, why did NASA undertake a study of the Van Allen radiation belt, as to what effect it had on life forms AFTER the moon landing? I was also the prime programmer for that project, and I asked my manager at the time why do this study since we had already sent several live humans through the belt? He didn't know, but, since we needed work badly after Apollo died out, I didn't want to argue about it and was glad to get a paying project to work on. However, I have doubts as to whether or not humans actually traveled through the Van Allen belt - the acid test for me will the publishing of clear and detailed photos of the landing site, by some entity other than NASA, which shows that flag allegedly left behind - until then, I have to say I really don't know about the manned aspect of moon shots - it could have been like the mars shots - pure mechanical with no actual humans on board - the flag, present or not, is an acid test for me.

Anonymous said...

"... The only thing I KNOW for sure is that a whole lot of money was spent during the late sixties on the mission - lots and lots of hard cash. That makes one wonder why, if there was not a real effort to make a moon landing....."

Exactly! You hit the nail on the head. NASA moon project was a black hole for laundering money to the Jewish New World Order. Period. Money to bribe politicians - money for hits - money for think tanks - money to purchase corporations - money to give to Jews to set up business to compete with gentiles and to put gentiles out of business.

ETc., etc.