April 03, 2020

Fell Asleep and woke up


  So when I woke up, I was having a craving for pistachios and almonds. The only place open at this hour these days are gas stations. Everything was cool until she (the cashier) asked me to scan my own stuff through a plexiglass wall.

  I promptly proceeded to explain that the virus was all Bullshit and that the only viruses I see are international bankers. Of course all hell broke loose.

  I'm not kidding. The whole thing ended with her lobbing insults at me and myself doing the same. I'm just glad that she was not dumb enough to call the cops.

  P.S. The moral of the story, You cant wake up brain dead and washed up morons. Even my neighbors that are normally OK/Cool have devolved into some sort of retardation.

13 comments:

AdolfRichtar@gmail.com said...

Yesterday I went to TraderJoe to buy Coffee on 72nd street. Just I came to the entrance door women in mask greeting me that I have to wait outside because there is a line inside and everybody have to keep 10 feet distance from each other. I just said :" How can you be so stupid to believe this virus crap.I just left cursing them, fuck you coffee."
I visit 5 hospitals in Jew York city on bicycle and all the hospitals are empty, no line in emergency or anywhere else. Even the jewish idiots alliance Billy Grahamtards set up huge tent hospital in Central park east 97 street, there is bunch of cops, around jew media and no sick people. Cop ask me if I want to go in so I will be first, it was 5pm. Even cop agree with me that the whole thing is hoax.

Anonymous said...

Craving odd foods at strange times? Forget the brain dead cashier Zap......it sounds like you’re pregnant lol.

Forge The Bond said...

ROFL! Tomorrow Zap should go down to the local 'essential services' abortion mill and demand a termination. If they try to misgender, then sue their asses!

Amanda said...

Yes, Trader Joes here in NJ--same thing, stand outside, 6 ft apart, limiting number of people inside, cashiers behind plexiglass to protect from fake virus. Same with Wemans--line up outside, stand on the line, wait...Absolute freaking insanity!! And the dumb sheep are buying it.

BREW said...

Zap -- are you pregnant?

par said...

..rotflmao!

..our new weekly columnist is turning into a writer/story teller genius!

..well ..as ignorance is bliss ..and a "train" filled with bliss is as impenetrable as diamond one better heed your wisdom words zap!

= D

par said...

..beware next "Jew coup" with fake "medicine" from Israhell!

..first: Corona virus "included" in the test kits!!!*

..second: "6 million packets" from Irahell on the horizon of the "wonder cure" (tampered with – anyone?) hydroxychloroquine!** ..the vi (6/sick's/Jews) -r- (are) -us! ..any virus = the “social code” for JEWish life style!

*https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11296594/coronavirus-testing-delayed-kits-contaminated-covid19/
**https://www.israel21c.org/israels-teva-donating-potential-covid-19-treatment-to-us-hospitals/

Maasanova said...

Did you get the pistachios and almonds?

Scorpio said...

I appreciate the 'on the street' reports from everyone - keep them coming
thanks - and hang tough guys
Scorp

KnownUnknown said...

Same crap in Australia. Go to the bottleshop, there's crosses on the floor marking where you have to stand, scan your own stuff, tap to pay for everything...

And now i hear Putin and Trump acting like globalists to manipulate the oil market!! It's all such fraud - Charlie G might actually burst a blood vessel on air this week.

BREW said...

The X (cross) is evidence that Wile E. Coyote was there, in attempt to catch the Road Runner [ACME products sold separately].

zapoper said...

Third trimester. My back is killing me.

Anonymous said...

ROFL I think my waters just broke,never mind yours Zap.Linsey agreed payments yet or you guys still trying to patch it up?