January 18, 2013

Online Petition Called for Building Death Star

Ridiculously enough, President Obama’s administration has recently had to pen an official response to an online petition for the United States of America to build a Death Star in the next three years. People who signed the petition claimed that a Death Star would create new jobs and scare everyone in the universe. It turned out that the online petition collected enough signatures to require the White House to take it into consideration and to draft a response.

A person responsible for response was Paul Shawcross, Chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget. He tried to remain serious and explain that while the Obama’s office shares the desire for job creation and strong national defense, they won’t build a Death Star in the nearest future.

The first reason indicated in the response was the cost. The matter is that the construction of the Death Star is estimated to cost over $850,000,000,000,000,000, which is hardly a good investment right now, when the country is trying to reduce the deficit.

The Obama’s Office also doesn’t support blowing up planets as an instrument of foreign policy. Nor it makes sense to spend taxpayer’s money on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw which can be exploited by a one-man fighter. Paul Shawcross noted that even though the US doesn’t have anything able to do the Kessel Run in less than a dozen parsecs, the country has got two spacecrafts leaving the Solar System and the scientists are building a probe which will fly to the exterior layers of the Sun. Apparently, the petitioners should remain satisfied with such response.   Source

4 comments:

1776blues said...

ThE response by Mr Shawcross is a joke as the US continues to expand military operations, continues to give free money to Israel and other countries, and still rewards companies for outsourcing jobs and insourcing cheap labor.

"We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it."

Oh, they're working hard alright, working hard to increase it while cutting domestic aid and increasing taxes that affects the middle class (if one still exists) and ignoring the infrastructure that is falling apart (oh wait, they are selling that off to foreign companies/government). The vultures are still circling the US, waiting patiently for the Hyenas to finish, to move in for the final kill.

Anonymous said...

how about we create a petition

to expel the jews

or at least to get all the dual israeli citizens out of here ,or out of any office

Lindsey said...

That is a great fucking way to end-up on a REAL list when the demons walking-on-two-legs make it all go full-tilt-boogie.

You DO know that to be a part of that petition jazz you have to give your personal information, don't you? ANYONE who would sign that thing would be put on a list, and while many of us ARE on some kind of a list, there are still many, many others who are not, and if they signed it, would be a target.

Lindsey

Anonymous said...

Sister Lindsey, you are already on a list , so are all the visitors of this website

Don't piss your panties now, surely you figured this out before, wtf are you so afraid of, i am not anonymous, i just cannot be bothered using a name as this website is another tard collection.

Jews have nothing to fear from us, all we do is talk like bitches and s watch them fuck us, and do nothing.

The same few tards who talk of building a movement to oppose the Jews , its so funny to watch all the ants at work , work which will be destroyed in an instant once you gut less cowards scatter.

this is all for entertainment, nothing more, that is all it will ever be, but dream on.