This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old
Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone,
to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.
A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast:
“We
are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the
sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the
sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he
returns home later this evening”.
Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he
will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung
traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the
harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing
back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I’m sure he will show
off to the world in a short amount of time.
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