The attack on the Seattle Kingdome - 3/26/2000
Here is an interesting, but virtually unknown fact; this was NOT a controlled demolition, but the result of a high-jacked beer truck, packed with diesel and a lot of fertilizer, running into the building. Rumors flew about a controlled demolition being used to destroy the structure, but various witnesses said they saw five “Israeli art students” waving Super 8 movie cameras about, while dancing on top of a Rainier beer truck, just prior to the fateful attack that left little more than a small puddle of beer in the parking lot.
Armed with paper cutters, the five Israeli terrorists stopped a Rainier beer truck on South MLK Drive and horribly strangled the driver with his own intestines, but not before he managed to use the cell phone behind the seat of his truck to call home and say goodby to his aging, gray-haired mother. Imagine the horror, the tragedy! After packing the truck with easily available diesel and fertilizer to create a makeshift ‘Anblo’ device, along with a shoebox full of ‘nano-termites,’ tiny insects that are said to quickly eat away asbestos, the Israeli ‘art students,’ guided the beer truck into the Kingdome by remote control, blowing it up using the deceptively simple ‘Anblo’ device. Initial reports said the truck actually blew up across the street from the Kingdome. However, experts quickly denied that, saying the level of destruction witnessed would have been impossible using an ‘Anblo’ device from that distance.
When asked why they did it, the Israelis replied, “It was supposed to be ‘performance art.’ Besides, at the time we thought it would be a good idea to help with the cleanup of the asbestos, but we’re really sorry now that we did it. We apologize and promise to never do it again!” When asked why they didn’t use readily available firearms in the attack, one of the art students replied, “Jews only use guns in Israel , so we figured if we got caught using guns in the attack, it might not look kosher.”
Since America is such good friends with Israel , it was decided not to make a federal case out of the attack. Instead, state and federal governments agreed to say the building was brought down by controlled demolition, while providing the Israeli art students with free tuition to the art school of their choice along with first class airline tickets back to Tel Aviv.
A few hours before the 3/26 attack, Maurice Silverman had bought the Kingdome and then immediately took out a billion dollar, double indemnity insurance against the unlikely event of a terrorist-art-student-beer-truck-attack. It could never be explained why Silverman would buy into the Kingdome when the defective ceiling tiles had been previously discovered to be made of asbestos and were about to result in a huge Superfund cleanup bill headache for the new owner. It was reported that, just prior to the Kingdome’s collapse, Silverman was heard to say, “pull it!”
Silverman’s use of demolition industry jargon, i.e. “pull it!,” would lead snoring commission investigators to conclude Silverman was in charge of a controlled demolition, effectively covering up the art students’ attack on the Kingdome. After the attack, the federal government declared, “We cannot afford to cover up another event like this. The next time terrorists hit America , art students or not, we are going to give them full credit and media coverage for the destruction and then blow up all of Israel's nearby countries that we think are responsible for the attack.”
Regards,
- Arch
