As promised, I took one for the team and sat through the 2021 Oscars so you didn't have to, and let's just say I had to throw back at least two bottles of wine, and that was just during the Red Carpet laudations from the woke entertainment media.
The underfed D-list wannabe celebs, aka entertainment reporters, were in full effect seeking sustenance in the form of attention rather than a ham sandwich. And the only way to satiate their hunger is through gushing over celebrities clad in filthy virtue-signaling cloth masks and designer dresses that cost the same as an annual grocery bill for a family of four.
I can't wait for all the Oscars 2021 speeches touting experimental COVID shots, face diapers, and genuflecting the faux Harris/Biden presidency. It's gonna be awesome!
Oscars 2021 pre-show/Red Carpet breakdown:
For starters, I don't know who the hell half of these actors are or the movies for which they received their coveted nominations, but I do know that I would put my money on the Best Actor category winner as Riz Ahmed just because he's Muslim OR Chadwick Boseman just because he's black. This is not to say that both actors are or were not talented but that Hollywood is racist.
Other Best Actor nominations include Sir Anthony Hopkins, who recently faked getting that experimental COVID shot in his arm on social media, Steven Yeun from The Walking Dead fame, and that actor in that weird film The Fifth Element, Gary Oldman.
Best Supporting Actress nominees are more familiar and include Glenn Close, Amanda Seyfried, and some gal named Maria Bakalova who starred in a Borat film. To be fair, Glenn Close starred in the movie Hilbilly Elegy and I didn't want to ruin the book (which was excellent) by watching the film.
An early congrats to Oscars 2021 nominated director Emerald Fennell for the first #pizzagate nod on the Red Carpet. The Promising Young Woman director couldn't help but find a way to work pizza into a vacuous convo with Giuliana Rancic about how she's been enjoying her current pregnancy. Kudos to Fennell for being the first to signal to all the pedophiles tuning in.
One entertainment personality known only as "Karamo" never missed an opportunity to keep the diversity machine going by pointing out nominees' skin color and ethnicity rather than performance. In case you were wondering… that's what racism looks like, or at least what division does. Well played, Karamo…well played.
Oscars 2021 Awards: Predictable and Vomit-Inducing Speeches
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