Friday, August 16, 2013

McDonald's Chicken McNuggets found to contain mysterious fibers, hair-like structures; Natural News Forensic Food Lab posts research photos, video

Bleurrrrggh!!!
(NaturalNews) Today we announce the first investigation conducted at the Natural News Forensic Food Laboratory, the new science-based research branch of Natural News where we put foods under the microscope and find out what's really there.
Earlier today I purchased a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets from a McDonald's restaurant in Austin, Texas. Under carefully controlled conditions, I then examined the Chicken McNuggets under a high-powered digital microscope, expecting to see only processed chicken bits and a fried outer coating.

But what I found instead shocked even me. I've seen a lot of weird stuff in my decade of investigating foods and nutrition, but I never expected to find this...

5 comments:

chris katko said...

The only things smellier and weirder looking than McNuggets are the people that eat them...like these folks...
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Christopher Marlowe said...

I was watching this banal video on the Natural News site and a window opened up all by itself. Soon afterward, I couldn't open TIU or my gmail.[I have a mac and firefox] I restarted my computer and ran applejack. Now everything seems back to normal. Did anyone else experience this?

Papa Doc John said...

Christopher Marlowe:

Not in my computer. I recommend to run an antivirus or is system is too corrupted, do a complete reformating of your operating system (before backing up all necessary data of course).

Papa Doc John said...

PS biggest consumers of Chicken McNuggets are know to be "people of color", so maybe its good that this food is contaminated, lol

Besides, anybody that regularly consumes fast food, especially if they afford to make healthier choices, deserves to be eugenicised as there are enough of stupidity all around us.

Someboodeh said...

I believe that everything in McDonalds are made of used colostomy bags and liposuction waste.