As many of you are aware Mami's is experiencing turbulent times (aren’t we all !). Following the unexpected resignation of our chief transvestite investigator and the as yet unexplained disappearance of Zap the survivors have regrouped and formulated a plan to move us forward. The site is to be rebranded as “Trolls Reunited” and negotiations are ongoing to secure the domain name.
Weekly admin meets at head office (Scorpios garage) with compulsory attendance will allow any in house grievances to be aired and dealt with in a measured and professional way with only the loser in any debate being executed.Comment policing is to be relaxed and provided your comment doesn't conflict with the views of any admin, contains perfect grammar, and is written entirely in Gaelic it will be published. Flat earth discussion will be welcomed and actively encouraged in the hope we can come to some understanding of mental illness and how to treat it in the future.Obviously anyone not aware we live on the surface of a giant coffee table needs our help. Admins will be subject to random drug and alcohol tests except Zap as it’s a waste of a good test kit. Any found not to be under the influence will be isolated, treated and touched in strange places immediately. Commenters making regularly abusive posts will be offered full time admin positions. Scorpio has finished a portrait of his toilet entitled ‘Porcelain Perfection’ and this will be awarded to the commenter deemed to have been most abusive in the preceding month. A liter of Brizer's finest ‘83 vintage accompanies this fabulous prize. Gay music videos will no longer be posted although this is subject to change as Zap may return.
Many other exciting developments are in the pipeline, but until these materialise you may be best advised to purchase six boxes of Allicin-C from Rense, a Psychic Vampire repellent necklace from Tim Rifat’s site and some bottled water to keep you hydrated whilst you cower under the bed. Europeans should prepare for the forthcoming chaos by sharpening pencils to a fine point and our American cousins should try finding the keys to their gun cabinets.
We at Mamis wish you all the best in these lousy times and hopefully we all, and the site come out the other side of this bigger, better and stronger. Regarding the site normal services should return in a day or so although I’m not sure ‘normal’ is a word to equate to Mamis! Be lucky and take care guys and girls.
19 comments:
Zap always comes back like that tomcat we feed at the back door. Just tell him there's a free beer account now.
good satire tez! :D
a bit worried about zap; IIRC he had a heart attack 1-2y ago amirite?
at least he kindly posted that thingy last night @ 9:xx eastern; hope he's alright.
Glad you enjoyed Zeebra. Yes Zap did have a heart attack,but it was self diagnosed and we suspect just a combination of trapped wind and indigestion although we pander to his version to humour him. He’ll be fine and probably just drank a bad batch of toilet bowl cleaner.
I certainly hope all goes well with the site, and Zap's health improves. I will check in regularly to check on y'all, (It's a southern thing),please don't leave me alone with all the crazy people out here in the real world. I don't want to get mushy, so I will end it here.
good luck!
Larry
p.s. Gargle HATES VPN!
They killed dirty dog McKee on the lone highway
Bastards! Do you have a link to the story?
Do you guys hiring death squad ???
I was joking about writing in Gaelic so if you could put that comment in English it’d be good.
ROFL - fine piece of comedy writing, cheers
Praise the lard sarcasm and irony isn't lost...
It would be nice if "someone", "anyone" could expose the fact that Fetcho - is a military advisor to the Saudi Arabian crypto jew - Greater Israel Project. With Fetch helping the Saudi's bomb the hell out of Yemeni Hospitals and Schools, who needs Jews - King Fetcho has already attained military "saturation"! Fetch's ongoing support to the Saudi's, and destroy Yemen has to be noted. That's what Fetch is best at - being paid to support Israel and their greater project, and then running off his mouth that "He is the only" talking head who is hard enough on Israel.
When will patriotards, examine their "leaders" financing.
It happens all throughout the alternative media, but for some reason FETCH is NEVER investigated! WHY?
FETCH has done more for the greater Israel Project than any other host, but his lemmings only hear his rhetoric! Jew BAD! (But it's okay to provide financial support to SAUDI ARABIA, the worlds' largest Hebrew Enablers.
Who could have saw this coming?
From what I gather Fetch teaches English and does some kind of telecom work. He's not installing tactical nukes on F15s.
What a great job since the new management moved in.
https://ibb.co/GW39jv1
You mean the fetch shills? Teaches English? Wow that's some essential sh#t right there.
Fetch is so connected he has to solicit donations to move his cats to the Philippines.
Must be so talented too the then.
He's good at pissing off kikes.
Wait, those faggy gay music vids are going away? Damn...
I thought there were to remind us that underneath that hard exterior armadillo shell Zap has a fuzzy soft tender underbelly. Just makes you go "Ahhhhhhhhhhh".
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