As many of you are aware Mami's is experiencing turbulent times (aren’t we all !). Following the unexpected resignation of our chief transvestite investigator and the as yet unexplained disappearance of Zap the survivors have regrouped and formulated a plan to move us forward. The site is to be rebranded as “Trolls Reunited” and negotiations are ongoing to secure the domain name.
Weekly admin meets at head office (Scorpios garage) with compulsory attendance will allow any in house grievances to be aired and dealt with in a measured and professional way with only the loser in any debate being executed.Comment policing is to be relaxed and provided your comment doesn't conflict with the views of any admin, contains perfect grammar, and is written entirely in Gaelic it will be published. Flat earth discussion will be welcomed and actively encouraged in the hope we can come to some understanding of mental illness and how to treat it in the future.Obviously anyone not aware we live on the surface of a giant coffee table needs our help. Admins will be subject to random drug and alcohol tests except Zap as it’s a waste of a good test kit. Any found not to be under the influence will be isolated, treated and touched in strange places immediately. Commenters making regularly abusive posts will be offered full time admin positions. Scorpio has finished a portrait of his toilet entitled ‘Porcelain Perfection’ and this will be awarded to the commenter deemed to have been most abusive in the preceding month. A liter of Brizer's finest ‘83 vintage accompanies this fabulous prize. Gay music videos will no longer be posted although this is subject to change as Zap may return.
Many other exciting developments are in the pipeline, but until these materialise you may be best advised to purchase six boxes of Allicin-C from Rense, a Psychic Vampire repellent necklace from Tim Rifat’s site and some bottled water to keep you hydrated whilst you cower under the bed. Europeans should prepare for the forthcoming chaos by sharpening pencils to a fine point and our American cousins should try finding the keys to their gun cabinets.
We at Mamis wish you all the best in these lousy times and hopefully we all, and the site come out the other side of this bigger, better and stronger. Regarding the site normal services should return in a day or so although I’m not sure ‘normal’ is a word to equate to Mamis! Be lucky and take care guys and girls.
