January 27, 2016

Scientists Say Smelling Farts Prevents Cancer

Next Time You're Trapped In A Lift and let One Go?  Use *This* Excuse!
This is not a hoax, folks. Scientists out of the University of Exeter believe that smelling farts actually prevents cancer, among other diseases.Although the stinky gas can be noxious in large doses, scientists believe that a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria. Researchers are even coming up with their own compound to emulate the smell’s health benefits.

1 comment:

Nona said...

......"When stressed by disease, mitochondria use minute quantities of hydrogen ---- .......sulfide to keep working. “If this doesn’t happen, the cells die and lose the ----------ability to regulate survival and control inflammation,” said co-author ........Professor Matt Whiteman of the University of Exeter Medical School.

NONSENSE! They don't really know, they're just guessing.
Everything these quacks say today, turns out to be different tomorrow. It's happened time and time again. All kinds of treatment and nutritional fails.

Sulfide is a poison gas, an end product, not for uptaking.

It also seems to be another tale from the Tribe, generously given to the HERD! Everything they contriubute to us, seems to be fron the back ends.