So I get a call from my mother yesterday for Christmas. After the usual blah blah blah, she starts going on about this guy Jacques who doesn't like the fact that my mother's friend is fucking a black Muslim.
Now I have to explain the whole agenda to her. You see, she still watches CNN. I go on telling the story about Trump being installed by the Lubavitcher faction of the jews. She then says to me: "You mean the guys in New York?" .
Yes I tell her, you should know all this. You married one of them jews when I was six. Do you remember mom when you had a painting of mother Mary and the only place he would allow you to put it up in the house was in the bathroom?
It was a very long conversation but you guys get the gist of it.