February 22, 2020

Now you know it...


Chains said...

The blue whale has the largest penis in the animal kingdom. It is commonly cited as having an average penis length of 2.5 metres (8 ft 2 in) to 3 metres (9.8 ft) and a diameter of 30 centimetres (12 in) to 36 centimetres (14 in).

Voltman said...

"The blue whale has the largest penis in the animal kingdom."

Sounds like the Prince of Whales. YYZ

King Vyrus The Wirst has/is a big prick too; he certainly likes to fuck the shit out of the gullible American zombies...and the zombies just can't seem to get enough?!

On a different note,

Who has the largest vagina in the animal Queendom?

Her Lowness Queen Elizardbeth?
Hillary Clitory?
Tzipi what's her name?
Kamala Harris?
Stormy Daniels?
Steven Spielberg’s daughter, who lives in Cashville, Tennessee?

Schteven Schpielberg’s daughter is a proud prostitute like her father

wanda said...

Well... in a dick measuring contest between monkeys and chimps, monkeys would win. The average chimp penis is 1/1" while monkeys are rather more endowed like human males... perhaps that's why they call it monkeying around...

wanda said...

Edit: make that 1/2" not 1/1... sorry bout that...

Albert said...

Chimps have a 1/2" penis !!! -- Ha Ha Ha !!!

-- Mines TWICE that Long !!! ;-)

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